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justine-rmd: My friends are so mean. Best picture idea ever....

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:49:48 -0400

justine-rmd:

My friends are so mean.

Best picture idea ever. You’re so electric. :-)

brokolihaus: You are sitting next to me right now.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:42:01 -0400

brokolihaus:

You are sitting next to me right now.

"$113,000."

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:41:45 -0400

“$113,000.”

- An approximation of how much my class owes in fines before we graduate. (via justine-rmd) All in library fines and parking tickets, apparently. It works out to about $500 a person!!

How I know I'm hooked on 24.

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:03:24 -0500

Joe Guarr: JACK BAUER!!!!! 8:00:28 PM
John Cebelak: OH BABY 8:00:34 PM

150 List..before I'm 25.

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:59:51 -0500

d-min:

marymo:

Bold the ones you’ve done.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day {night}
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched whales [[i HAVE watched bears, though…]]
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theatre
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on a television news program as an “expert”
83. Gotten flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently [[close enough!]]
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
98. Passed out cold
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane [[at 6]]
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a TV game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon [[most of the way]]
122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Schoolboy hacker faces 38 years in jail

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:03:00 -0400

Schoolboy hacker faces 38 years in jail:

Good try, Ferris.

I haven’t been on tumblr in awhile. Here’s some...

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:13:37 -0400

I haven’t been on tumblr in awhile. Here’s some intrznetz 4 u.

"I’m thrilled to be on ‘Deal or No Deal’ with you tonight. Come to think of it, I’m thrilled to be..."

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:46:31 -0400

“I’m thrilled to be on ‘Deal or No Deal’ with you tonight. Come to think of it, I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days.”

- George W. Bush

Chocolate…RickRoll!?!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:38:13 -0400

Chocolate…RickRoll!?!

Dramatic Obama

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:09:16 -0400

Dramatic Obama

Justine, you are not small. And even if you think you are, you should be proud, like this girl!

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:22:37 -0400

Justine, you are not small. And even if you think you are, you should be proud, like this girl!

LULZ, FTW.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:14:59 -0400

LULZ, FTW.

Why It's Okay to have "Sensual Seduction" as a ringtone.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:03:19 -0400

John: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKz-RXSeIYA i have made the chorus of this into my ringtone. your thoughts?
Donny: oh no
Donny: oh
Donny: you and Justine are so infatuated with this song
Donny: lol
Donny: why
John: IT'S AMAZING
Donny: lol
John: justine HATES this song because of me. :)
Donny: aw
Donny: but you hate purrito
Donny: so it's ok
John: hahahaha
John: i didn't even think about it in terms of the purrito
Donny: that's because the purrito pwns all internets

"I love him. Either he has amazing enamel, or he had a great bleach job."

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:43:00 -0400

“I love him. Either he has amazing enamel, or he had a great bleach job.”

- My mother (the dentist), re: her lifelong crush on Donny Osmond.

…so, who’s Ken Lee?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:53:07 -0400

…so, who’s Ken Lee?

MIT’s Sigma Nu chapter is the coolest frat in the world....

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:49:39 -0400

MIT’s Sigma Nu chapter is the coolest frat in the world. This is why.

Happy Belated St. Patrick’s Day!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:16:20 -0400

Happy Belated St. Patrick’s Day!

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS!? Ali G interviews NBA stars.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:10:20 -0400

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS!? Ali G interviews NBA stars.

If you’ve ever asked yourself, ‘what would a...

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:06:59 -0400

If you’ve ever asked yourself, ‘what would a beatboxer sound like on helium?’, here’s your answer.